jokes

Dad is the best. Well mum too. but its just funny how I think that its so strange that he forwards these joke emails to me. the latest one got me laughing, so shall post some here. I think mok will love these:D sigh gone are the days little cute siblings says these. all have grown up and not tog anymore:(

WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN

- A little girl asked her mother, 'Can I go outside
and play with the boys?'
Her mother replied, 'No, you can't play with the boys,
they're too rough.'
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and
asked,
If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him

- One day the first grade teacher was reading the
story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the
part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn
the farmer. She read, '.... and so Chicken Little went
up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the
sky is falling!'
The teacher paused then asked the class, 'And what do
you think that farmer said?'
One little girl raised her hand and said, 'I think he
said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!''
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10
minutes.

- A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found
a cat, but it was dead.
'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her
pupil.
'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,'
answered the child innocently.
'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went
'Pssst' and it didn't move'