Look what i got in the mail

renewed my Australian track and field coaching registration and it came with a complimentary sewing kit! I was so amused I had to share this with everyone. Are they implying
1. that a coach also acts as a seamstress
2. that coaches are so fat their pants can burst anytime so need a quick fix kit(i think this is true)
3. that the male dominated coaching scene prob wont have one of these in the purses, or rather male brief case
4. I don't know....if was the cheapest complimentary gift they could give us??

p/s the pink flower print in the background is my bed sheet! yes, pink makes me think that I am a girl(sometimes)haha.