sat in a sexual health clinic today. really different to see male patients after seeing purely female patients for the past 5 weeks. makes me miss them! I found out its a free service to anyone, even travellers. now i know, if i need a check up, where i can go >_<
anyway, the really funny incident happened. and the room is a very serious tone cos u know, these problems are quite private.
Dr: when was the last time u had a pee(cos he wanted to do a urine test for chlamydia. so if he had just peed, then maybe harder to get a sample)
Patient: a few years ago, when i did this course at TAFE.
me: trying not to burst out laughing. i did smile but luckily no one saw me.
obviously, patient heard something like " when did u do your last degree?"
and just other questions in a normal sexual history that I myself have never done yet. I will do it one day for sure.
- when did u last have sex
- did u use a condom for that
- have u had sex with sexual workers, which country where they from
- been tested for HIV
- is your partner male or female