one of our patients(with long history of drug abuse) had a visit by her father, which we did not like as he has had bad influence on her(drugs). so this is what my consultant said outside the room.
Dr F: I wish i could just remove him. Some people are just not good for the patients....I wish I could contact my contacts from the underworld to get rid of him....such as my friends the monstrous trio of crocrodiles!
omg...i was laughing....then he said
Dr F: i actually do have contacts from the underworld who where gansters/murders/etc that owe me a favour. used to work with alot of them when i was doing addiction medicine.